Over who knows how many centuries, getting rid of pests from hearth and shop and factory has always been, well, a pest and a bother. No sooner had you swept the ruddy vermin out and the very next day there were already signs of new creatures making their way into your home or business premises. No, folks, you do not rid yourself of pests by sweeping them out with a broom, you exterminate them!
And that means killing them deadly, not killing them softly, because this softly-softly approach is just never going to work. Just because they are natural creatures, does not mean that you feel sorry for them and go all soft on them, you kill them, dead and square where it hurts the most. Do not for a moment think that they respect you and your property. For goodness’s sake, just look at the destruction and mess they cause!
Oh, alright, the writer really gives up. This is not a job for the reader. Rather than meekly scour the supermarket shelves and hardware stores for yet another poisonous concoction that may or may not work, get yourself proper salem pest management instead. You see, years ago, the folks thought they had finally rid themselves of their town’s witches. And years ago, it took a plague to wipe out all of the famous London city’s rats.
No, no, that’s really not how it is done. Not through black magic or some such thing. It rarely ever works. It’s pure supercilious superstition, that’s all. And you certainly don’t wait around for Mother Nature to do you any favors. Because have you not noticed, she’s got more than enough on her plate right now. So, the terminator is waiting. For your call.